Swamp Ass PSA

I now have my new, official reason (read as "excuse") whenever I lose at a video game - swamp ass. It affects us all.

Yes, you could use a hair dryer. Or you could use a slightly quieter method: shove an ice pack down your backside. You can then wedge your soda between the pack and your pants, doubling it as a can cooler.

~Cheers!