Showing posts with label Ubisoft. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ubisoft. Show all posts

Friday, June 17, 2011

Ubisoft's "Mr. Caffeine" - I said there would be videos of this guy!

When Ubisoft took to the stage during last week's E3, they brought out their hype guy, Mr. Caffeine. A jackass of a host so annoying, so painful to listen to, I swear someone somewhere stabbed a kitten.

I commented on this personna host on Facebook while watching Ubisoft presentation, and eventually stated "There will be Youtube videos of this guy. I guarantee it."

And now, here they are. Oh dear gawd...


MR. CAFFEINE'S TIME MACHINE - DOODLEY





Ubisoft E3 2011 - Mr. Caffeine





E3 2011: Ubisoft's Mr. Caffeine (Jastuk55 short remix)





These are just a few of the videos out there, but I think these are enough to wreck your day.

(Thank you to those on YouTube for uploading these...special...videos.)

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Things LearnedFrom Playing: Assassin's Creed 2

Recently I just finished playing through Assassin's Creed 2. If you haven't played it yet, do it. It's great.

Anyway, while playing through it, I learned a few things:

~Leonardo Da Vinci's genious will know doubt inspire a group of rebelious teenage reptiles to fight evil someday, naming their leader after him in honor.

~No matter the height from which you jump, whether it's from the roof of the house or the top of a cathedral, landing in a 6'x8' wagon full of leaves or 5 foot high pile of hay will save you from the fall.


~Just because you can free-run anywhere in the game, does not mean you can free-run anywhere in real life. Two trepassing violations, a spooked old woman, and a sprained ankle are proof.

~Guards were the bullies of the 15th century, passing down their incredible bullying knowledge and skills to all modern-day high-school football jocks.

~And lastly, knives should be an everyday fashion accessory. And the more you wear, the better. Which in turn makes Danny Trejo one sharp lookin' dude.

I'm thinking life in 15th century Italy was more interesting than today. But that's just me.

~James